I'm turning 20 next month & want to celebrate my birthday with a few friends (males, same as me) in Thailand for 4-6 days.

We're Indian citizens (thai visa on entry) and will be leaving from Mumbai.

Day #1:
We would ideally like to check in to some hotel close to where all the best adult entertainment action is. Functionality and cleanliness valued more so than fancy luxury. Would be awesome if they can arrange nice girls to give me a massage maybe.

Then head out to the bars, drink, score girls. etc.

So what destination is recommended for this, how far from airport is it?. Also please recommend some specific bars that are fun to hang out at with a lot of beautiful girls. Price no problem when it comes to this.

Also how does one go about renting a car? Is self drive more prevalent or do they come with drivers? How strict is DUI enforcement? Can it be bribed out of practically speaking?

Day 2/3: Would appreciate some specific suggestions on sensual & exotic destinations, agencies etc. Are island tours with girl escorts available?

Day 4/5: Please provide specific details of shooting ranges in proximity and other fun badass stuff to do.

Thanks

July 17. Post may be a duplicate.

From the airport you have to take a bus or taxi. Price for a taxi is on a meter plus a 50 baht surcharge. Taxis are pretty good if you use the meter and do not bargain the fare. Price you pay is for everyone in a taxi not per passenger. Paying the toll on the way to the hotel is normal. Maybe 2 tolls for around 70 baht. (Meter taxi meter starts at 35 baht.) Slight chance you can take Airport Link into the city if it is running when you show up.

Link to bus and taxi rides from airport.
Bangkok Airport Public Taxi Service | Suvarnabhumi Airport | New Bangkok Airport Guide

For Bangkok, for you guys, choose a hotel in the lower Sukhumvit Road area, not far from the Nana Skytrain. Lots of nightlife, malls, street vendors, Indian restaurants and cheap hotels. When you need a hotel always mention a price range.

The Skytrain can take you to the bus station at Ekamai, Patpong, MBK, Chatuchak and lots of places in Bangkok. When you take a meter taxi in Bangkok the meter starts at 35 baht. If you bargain the fare you pay more. Meter taxis are cheaper than tuk-tuks. Skytrain can take you to Ekamai for the bus to Pattaya. Price for the 2 hour ride is around 124 baht.

For shooting ranges and more cheaper nightlife go to Pattaya. Get a hotel off or near Pattaya Sai Song (Pattaya 2nd Road) and you will be able to walk to many places. Hotels in Pattaya are cheaper than Bangkok. Transportation is only 10 baht in Pattaya. See map, lots of nightlife from dolphin statue down to Walking Street. Walking Street is the most expensive. Lots of malls on Beach Road/Pattaya 2nd Road too, including movie theaters. Beer bars are cheaper than gogo bars.

Pattaya : Map of Pattaya City by Thaiways

Google up nightlife in Bangkok or nightlife in Pattaya for more details.

Thai Indian Forum can also help you a little:
Indians in Thailand - General - General Discussions - Indians in Thailand-Forum

Check the visa requirements for Indian citizens, I think you can get 15 days VOA at the airport.

Good luck.