"French Wine that tasted like cabbage water"

No bias there huh
If only they would start serving Portuguese Vino Verde

Do not get me wrong, I love most Portuguese wines, but this "wine" is purple (do not cook chicken with it), served semi-chilled in ceramic bowls (presumably as glass cracks).
Glad you had a good one after the flight was over. Just be glad you did not go from Terminal 5 Heathrow - British Airport Authority: "The baggage system is working, really, it is, really."
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