Den. Are you really a Troll?
By the way, which part of Perth are you from?
I've always stayed around south Lamai. I don't care for the beach at north Lamai. I can't really recommend any resorts as I always lived in the little "hooky houses" - those rows of rooms that the bargals rent for 2,500-3000Bt a month. But what I like about south Lamai is the deep water at the beach, the way the bar area is more compacted than Chewang, therefore easier to get around, plus as Lamai is less upmarket than Chewang, it's also less expensive.