Thai women may seem sweet and submissive but they are VERY jealous so beware, gentlemen! This may explain my amazing popularity with male expats in Thailand now I come to think of it.

Anyway, if this particular mishap happens to you, try Yanhee Hospital. I think it specializes in gender reassignment and sewing bits back on.

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“Not all those who wander are lost.” Tolkien.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.